Last night my father fell and landed on his face, knocking him self unconscious and breaking several bones under his eye. Out cold, bleeding profusely, 911 was of course called.
The EMS transported him to the emergency room. During the exam by the Dr., in an attempt to check his mental condition, he was asked if he knew who the President was.
To which my 83 year old father promptly replied, “he’s an asshole”.
They sent him home.